Who we are
Hi, I’m Bob Lipitch and I sell records, music and merchandise from our website address at: https://www.choppedherringrecords.com. Collectively we are known as Chopped Herring Records. GDPR is an arse so here’s what we do with the site and your data…
What personal data we collect and why we collect it
When you send us a message It might contain details of your name, number and email address so we know what you’re called and how to get back in touch with you. Is being psychic GDPR compliant? No, I don’t think so. So, if you don’t want us to have the information don’t give it to us.
No idea what they are doing on a website but the tech guys assure us that each one is absolutely inedible. They even built a cookie page to tell you what they are and why you can’t eat them.
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
We might use some analytics software to help improve the site. This might use your IP address to show how you navigate through our site. We don’t even know what an IP address is but again the tech guys tell us things that make no sense. Google knows more about this than we do.
Who we share your data with
Call us selfish but we don’t like to share any of you data with anyone. Apart from the postman otherwise he wouldn’t be able to deliver your packages when you order them. Of course, there’s also the payment processing people – like Paypal or Stripe. But apart from them nada.
How long we retain your data
If you’ve bought an item from us we own the soul of your first born forever. However if you ask us nicely we will let you have it back. We keep records of our buyers going way back but if you want to delete them just ask.
What rights you have over your data
If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.
Where we send your data
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service to make sure you’re human.
Your contact information
If you have any concerns about stuff here or on the website send us an email email@example.com or via the forms on the website.
How we protect your data
Most people are using a magic wand and some pieces of paper called Privacy and cookie Policies, however one of my best mates runs a tech company and has our computers so tightly protected my keyboard has had all its keys hidden! In all seriousness he had to write the next section cos it means nothing to us. “We implement appropriate technological and organisational measures to protect the data on this site with encryption, firewalls, and application security”
What data breach procedures we have in place
If there’s ever a problem we will let the appropriate people know as soon as possible